sometimes i forget im a real person
So I heard it’s Earth Day
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THE DINER’S AREN’T QUAINT #THEY’RE LITERALLY THE ONLY FOOD IN TOWN
#YOU SAY BAR #I SAY “YOU MEAN THE PUB”
#SUPERMARKET? #YOU MEAN THE “GENERAL STORE”
what does the fox say?
1Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm young children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Isn’t it beautiful how a religion shunned upon and feared has rules concerning consent, child abuse and animal abuse. I believe so many religions can learn from Satanism.
but the real question is has nemo found himself