[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
what I want to do for halloween:
what I’ll end up doing on halloween:
Tumblr: the Internet version of assorted candies.
You set your feed…you have some idea of the flavors in your bag…you just never know what the ratio of porn to social justice to photography to animals is going to be whenever you drop by.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????